Showing posts with label Nintendo Hate. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Best Games of the First-Half of 2008 (Spoilers)

Well guys, it is now July of the year 2008 and many epic games have been released in the first half of the year so here I go with what I have played of games released in that period. I currently only have a Wii so I am missing a lot of "high-end-tech" games but that would be nullified when I get my paws on Ren's Xbox 360 throughout the remainder of the year. Plus I'll add some games that I assume is kickass anyway :p

5. The World Ends With You
Released: 17th of April 2008
This is an odd but original title from Square-Enix and its freakin' nice to see them releasing an original game instead of whoring out Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest titles cosntantly. I have yet to finish it but the game is very very unique and the battle system is confusing at first as you have to control two screens to battle at once but you will get used to it. I like the music in it as its like J-Pop, the way I like it! Hope Square-Enix still make games like this and I will finish this game real soon. The story is very captivating but I was taken away by other games I have obtained sadly but I don't regret it :)


4. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Released: 26th of June 2008
Why is this fourth on the list? Because I have dropped it down to here because Nintendo Australia pisses me off way too often. Now there isn't anything too wrong with the offline portion of the game, its just that Nintendo are way too conversative when it comes to online and also haven't fixed the lag-issues that plagued the earlier releases in other countries. It took over three months for a release here but nothing of the technical issues has been changed for the better. Disgusting effort. There are no online ranking, chatrooms, voice-chat, DLC or anything! Its appalling for a highly competitive game that all Nintendo fans have been craving for. Anywho...

Despite the horrible load times, the game is a fantastic masterpiece that includes everything in the previous Super Smash Bros. Melee and adds some more. What you get is every Nintendo Fanboys' wetdream and includes Solid Snake and Sonic the Hedgehog! While more third-party characters would've been more kickass, I am more than happy to have the selections we got. While some new characters are underwhelming (Metaknight and Sonic), some characters are surprisingly a delight to play (ROB, Wolf and Solid Snake) and are just immersely fun to just muck around (King Dedede and Capt. Olimer). The adventure mode, The Subspace Emissary is a well thought out mode that includes an RPG story with the gameplay of Brawl but minus the voice-acting... so its kinda weird and can get confusing trying to understand the damn story! However its a good piece of gameplay that adds to the already awesome game.

I know I will continue playing this throughout the year and may even jump up the ranks or go down when new releases hit. But for now, it stays here while I continue playing it with my mates xD


3. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Released: 12th of June 2008
Solid Snake's swansong and sadly I have not played it nor I know what its about other than Solid has become Old Snake. The pics and videos I have seen of it looks fantastic and is currently the best looking game so far of any game. Hopefully I can get a PlayStation 3 one day so I can just play this game as its the only one game I want to play sooooooooooo damn badly. Luckily theres a nice gentleman that is willing to give me a go when he himself gets a PS3! You are one awesome lad Cryptix!


2. Mario Kart Wii

Released: 24th of April 2008
Who can resist Mario Kart Wii? Among family and friends that come to my place, this game just dominates even over Super Smash Bros. Brawl. While it is easy to pick up and play via the Wii Steering Wheel attachment to the hardcore and best suited Wiimote and Nunchaku configuration, it is the most perfect game to play with anyone and at anytime. The online components are nice and fleshed out compared to previous Nintendo entries but it could've been so much better but I'm not too emo about it anymore after getting my rank way up! The AI in the game are way too unforgiving and just rubber-bands everywhere if you are not too careful. Thankfully I am a pro and was able to outsmart them and unlock everything within five days if I am correct.

This takes Runner Up for the immense fun I had with this game that kept me going on and on and also making me forget all about Brawl. Also it didn't lag online unlike Brawl so it was easily the best online console game I have played so far. Really hope some of my mates will get awesome at it so I can have some competition, not fun just playing losers all the time and getting thrashed by Eric constantly :p


1. Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII-
Released: 19th of June 2008
I just finished this game today and man... this is the most emotional game I have ever played! Even the original Final Fantasy VII or Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater didn't bring a tear to my eyes but this one did! Even though I knew how the game was gonna end, since its a prequel to the original, the story telling was fair flawless and really filled a lot of holes in the original's story. Unlike the unnecessary sequels Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII and Advent Children, this one is a legitimate entry into the world of Gaia. As most people already know that our protagonist Zack Fair dies, its great to see his humble beginners as a SOLDIER to how he became an inspiration to Cloud Strife, how he met Aeris, where the Buster Sword was originally from and the the deep insight to why Sephiroth became a crazed lunatic. It was also great and interesting to see Sephiroth as a good guy with friends (two of them!) and a sense of humor before he turned crazy. There are also some hilarious caemos from the original cast from Yuffie to Reno to Cait Sith.
With all that, the game doesn't even need awesome graphics to be the best Final Fantasy ever but it does and it excels at it by including the best voice acting (sorry MGS: Portable Ops) and the best soundtrack (sorry Zelda: Phantom Hourglass) for a portable game. While it is an Action-RPG, its not like Kingdom Hearts as its more Turn-Based on how you control Zack in a battle so it allows you a bit of time to organise your defences and tactics unlike Kingdom Hearts. However the battle system is not without its flaws. The limit breaks in this game are way too frequent however helpful and beautifully rendered they were, the cutscenes that come with it cannot be skipped and really distract from the heat of battle and really lengthens the battle time. This goes for all cutscenes as you cannot skip them within the game. Its great to watch them but it is annoying when you perish and have to watch all the cutscenes again to get back into a battle. The cutscenes are done very well and really deserves its own gallery however there is none so you have to resort to downloading them.

I currently give this Game of the Year because I can and its a very good game from every way I look at it. Its not perfect but it well get your emotions running a bit especially if you are attached to Final Fantasy VII. Even if you know how the ending will play out, its an awesome experience to be Zack on his adventures to being the Hero he really deserves to be.


Other games that are note-worthy but I don't have the time to write about them or I haven't played yet includes:
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin - beautiful game but also very sad and dark. Nice to see Nintendo lean towards that way for once
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney - played it, loved it but its way too similar to the previous trilogy.
Dancing Stage: Hottest Party - everyone knows I love DDR and I want this game so bad but no money!
Devil May Cry 4 - is Nero better than Dante? I doubt it but still wanna play it.
Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit - just like the original Budokai games but looks much more sharper.
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates - beautiful DS game but with crap AI
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - its Tactics and its back without lag!
God of War: Chains of Olympus - it was in my hands for a split second!
Grand Theft Auto IV - played a bit and its very different from the previous entries, need to spend more time on it.
Ikaruga - way hard game but its HD!
Medal of Honor Heroes 2 - would've added it but EA Australia fucked up the online components BIG TIME!
Ōkami - soon when I get it on Wii!
Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 - apparently best soccer game ever made... I will get it soonish!
Soulcalibur - port of the Dreamcast classic which I have never played.
Time Crisis 4 - its like the arcades but more expensive and with a baby orange G-Con gun.
Wii Fit - is this even a game?
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure - much too difficult for me, u pretty much need a MENSA brain to finish this game without any online help.

Well I'm looking forward for the remainder of the year. Got some awesome games coming soon but sadly, they're not on Wii. Hopefully Nintendo announces something nice soon (Animal Crossing doesn't count Nintendo!) and surprise us all on the Wii and DS front or there will be a drought of exclusive first-party games =.=

Lets finish it off with my main pink kawan!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Ninty Rant 2

In a semi-total backflip to me previous blog entry over at Space for Hiroes, "harassment" by Nintendo Australia towards its loyal customers has prompted me to rant about them here. A lot of the usual stuff every Nintendo fanboy knows already about the crappiness of Nintendo Australia but since I've experienced first hand, I'll blog about my experiences.

My brother's DS lite's touch screen was a little faulty and we have always been careful with it, even buying official Nintendo screen protectors. The DS lite was still under warranty so I took it to Nintendo Australia headquarters in Scoresby. The Customer Service place was.... wow.... small, empty and uninviting. Showed the help desk clerk what was up and he took it away and told me to wait for a call.
I think it was four days later, they called me saying that it was my fault "something" got stuck inside the touch panel. Now they wouldn't elaborate so what can I do? So I told them I was using Official Nintendo screen protectors and the lady on the phone says we don't endorse using screen protectors and have never heard of Official Nintendo ones... omg -.- Shows you how crap Nintendo Australia are. I even got the packaging to prove it! Has that useless Official Nintendo Seal of Quality on it as well. Was gonna show them the packaging but I forgot to bring it as I was in a hurry. I had slept-in and the place shuts are 2.30pm.... talk about lazy company, shutting so early!
Well when I paid my $55, I got home and to my surprise, my touch screen is working!!! yeah! Obviously they replaced it but...... it has two dead pixels! Not happy! I'm gonna ring them tomorrow and get this sorted, I don't wanna wait another two weeks for them to replace the screen again, I'm gonna ask them to give me a brand new one! For my troubles and of course, I'm greedy :p

Now to delays. I dunno why Nintendo insist on making us fans wait months upon months for a release or even a release date given. Games such as Mario Kart Wii, Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Harvest Moon: Magical Melody have all been rated by the OFLC, some even since August 2007! Meaning they are ready to be released. I remember last year Super Paper Mario was rated in May 2007 but released in September 2007... what gives man? Nintendo Australia doesn't want us to import and even suing people and game shops importing and for selling their stock for under Aussie RRP... jerks.

Some games rated but not released:

Harvest Moon: Magical Melody -
Rated:
30 August 2007 | Release Date: Unknown
Battalion Wars II -
Rated:
4 September 2007 | Release Date: 20 March 2008
Chibi Robo: Park Patrol -
Rated: 23 September 2007 | Release Date: 20 March 2008
Advance Wars: Dark Conflict -
Rated:
23 December 2007 | Release Date: Unknown
Mario Kart Wii -
Rated:
11 December 2007 | Release Date: Unknown
Professor Layton and the Curious Village -
Rated:
19 December 2007 | Release Date: Unknown
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn -
Rated:
23 December 2007 | Release Date: 10 April 2008
Naruto: Ninja Council Revolutio
n -
Rated:
16 January 2008 | Release Date: Unknown
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney -
Rated: 29 January 2008 | Release Date: Unknown
Wii Fit -
Rated:
1 February 2008 | Release Date: Unknown


Okay so now some of you are saying that some are just finished versions and not GOLD yet. But a lot of these are rated before an American release so that means all the Nintendo HQs have copies of working versions. Why they can't encode them for PAL and NTSC and then mass produce... its crazy. If you look at Microsoft and Sony first parties, games are released near simultaneously. If the OFLC can review non-localised games, why can't the gaming public get the same treatment!? I am SOOOOOOOOO sure that the OFLC rated the Japanese build of Mario Kart Wii as its not released in any region yet (Japan gets it first on the 10th of April 2008). Even so, Nintendo should provide release dates for these games as so many are unknown at this time.

Well in conclusion, Nintendo America and Japan are cool! Nintendo Australia is old and useless. Onwards with the pirating! Cause have recently started and you should too! Teach Nintendo Australia a belting and support the other Nintendos... or not :p